Yoshi

 Everyday I wake up and peepee excellence then take a shower. Then I eat snacks. Then I water my houseplants and pet my cat. Then I go to work and browse the internet all day for more house plants. When I get home I promptly find snacks and eat them in the shower. While I’m in the shower I have all my best conversations with frands, whether it’s FaceTime or some discord dms, it happens during shower snacks. Once I’m all caught up I pop out and put my moomoo and go pet my cat. Then I take a shower. Then I pop out and log on world of Warcraft. Oops, I forgot snacks brb lol. Okay I’ve got snacks now it’s time to be the prettiest princess in all of Warcraft lore. I hunt and capture innocent ponies and force them to be my battle slaves. Together we fight big meanies and my ponies hurt their faces. When enough faces have been hurt, I say night night to my cult and take a shower. Then I pet my cat and go to bed. I forgot to water my house plants again so I get up to do that, and figured since I’m up, I may as well take a shower. So I take a shower. Then I pet my cat and go to bed. I’m yoshi and that is my day. Welcome to my guild and expect some feet pictures soon.  Ps I need some snacks